Members Only · 12 Business Models

Still Broke? That's A Choice.

Dumb Money University teaches the 12 skills school left out — copywriting, marketing, finance, sales, and more. No degree required. No permission needed.

£69.99/month or £799/year. Cancel your monthly anytime.
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The Problem

The Broke Stay Broke On Purpose.

  • School taught you to follow instructions. Not to build wealth.
  • Nobody explained copywriting. Nobody explained sales.
  • Nobody explained how the rich actually get rich.
  • You've got the excuses memorized. Comfortable ones.
Still waiting for the raise. Still waiting for "the right time." Still broke.
9-5

The plan they sold you. Trade your best hours for someone else's business.


£0

What "someday I'll learn a real skill" has paid you so far.


12

The number of business models you still don't understand. That's the actual gap.

The Other Path

This Is The Curriculum They Skipped.

Dumb Money University isn't a course. It's 12 business models, taught by people who've actually built something — not recycled slides. Pick one. Stack all twelve. Your call.

The Curriculum

12 Business Models. One Membership.

Every track built to take you from zero to your first pound earned.

01

Copywriting

Words that sell. The highest-leverage skill nobody teaches.

02

Digital Marketing

Attention is currency. Learn to print it.

03

Finance & Investing

Make your money move before you do.

04

E-Commerce

Build a store. Skip the storefront.

05

Sales & Closing

Every business dies without this. Master it.

06

Real Estate

Assets that pay you to own them.

07

Crypto & Trading

Volatility is opportunity if you know the rules.

08

Content Creation

Turn your face into an income stream.

09

Affiliate Marketing

Sell without building. Earn without owning.

10

Coaching & Consulting

Package what you know. Charge for it.

11

Freelancing

Trade skill for money. On your terms.

12

AI Automation

Build systems that work while you don't.

How It Works

Three Steps In.

01

Enroll

Pick monthly or annual. Get instant access — no waitlist, no gatekeeping.

02

Pick Your Model

12 business models. Start with one. Stack more once the first one pays.

03

Execute

Lessons, templates, and a members-only community that actually moves.

Pricing

Simple Pricing. No Catch.

All 12 business models. Every plan. No upsells hiding behind the paywall.

Monthly
£69.99 / month
 
  • All 12 business models
  • Templates & scripts included
  • Private members community
  • Cancel anytime
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From The Circle

What Members Say.

★★★★★

"I was broke for 3 years telling myself I just needed 'the right opportunity.' Turns out I needed the right education. Six weeks in and I closed my first copywriting client." [Placeholder]

MT
Marcus T.
Copywriting Track
★★★★★

"Everyone told me I was wasting money on 'another course.' Now I run a six-figure store and they're asking me how." [Placeholder]

PK
Priya K.
E-Commerce Track
★★★★★

"The finance module alone paid for a decade of membership. Everything else is a bonus." [Placeholder]

JR
Jordan R.
Finance Track
FAQ

Got Questions? Good.

Most courses sell theory. DMU is built by people who've actually built businesses across all 12 models. No recycled scripts.

That's exactly who this is for. Every track starts from zero — no prior experience assumed.

Cancel your monthly plan anytime. Annual members lock in the lower rate — no refunds, no exceptions.

An hour a day gets you further than four years of a degree you're still paying off.

No. This is education. What you do with it is on you. Results depend on individual effort and are not guaranteed.

All 12. Every track. One membership.

Because Netflix isn't going to make you money.

Last Call

Stay Broke Or Don't.

12 business models. One membership. The only thing stopping you is the next 30 seconds.

Enroll Now — £69.99/mo